This comes as a shock: The U.S. Baseball Association released a press statement today that they will be coming to India.  They disclosed their plans about going through all the recent footage of the riots in Delhi as well as other videos of stone pelting from India’s Kashmir region to recruit Muslim women for the American Baseball team.

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The President of the American Baseball Association said that this year they are focussing on women’s baseball and after seeing the videos of the women throwing big rocks at the police and innocent bystanders in Delhi, they were dumbstruck with awe to find such talent!  The videos show Muslim women depicting amazing strength, energy and hateful force with which they were aiming at unsuspecting victims.. He also said,’In my 24 year old career, I have never seen such talent and determination of throwing big objects with such ease anywhere. This is exactly the kind of talent we need in American baseball .Also, surprisingly, the videos show that older women throw bigger stones with much ease., This only proves that Indian Muslim women have great strength even in old age and hence they can play longer unlike western women who lose strength after a certain age. The President was most impressed with the constricted, long hijab acting as the perfect suffocating overall which allowed Muslim women to pelt stones at long distances.

After exploring numerous videos of Delhi riots, they even saw the footage from the Indian Union territory of Jammu and Kashmir and were even more impressed by the strength of Muslim Kashmiri women, who have been practicing throw stones at the Indian Army every

Friday after Muslim prayers. Such determination and perfect consistency.

The President also commented that this shows what a progressive, women empowering religion Islam is!  ALL Muslim women, irrespective of age have such hatred and talent. This talent is no longer hidden and Muslim women will soon be seen practicing for the big leagues. 

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The Association is planning on going through every riot video to riot videos to scout for talented Muslim women. There are talks in the works with Nike to come up with Burqa inspired baseball kits so that Muslim women do not feel uncomfortable in western sports gear. Endorsements are also being sought for green-coloured hijabs as perfect uniforms for these new American baseball lady recruits.  

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The Association is even contemplating starting a minor Muslim baseball league in the U.S.  The plan to scout talent from videos which have captured Muslim children attacking the Indian Army.  Children are the future and recruiting young children who are adept at throwing stones with such force and strength is equivalent of hitting a goldmine of talent!

We sincerely wish these new Muslim Stone thrower baseball leagues all the success from the bottom of our hearts. May their numbers grow worldwide so that others also get to experience their great strength, talent and hatred

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